So nature calls, and you head to the bathroom.
There's 3 stalls, you pick the one closest to the door, as someone is in the farthest one and you wanna keep your distance. Cats be stinking like, well, shit, at ya job.
There's no one else in the bathroom 'sides y'all two, so you hear everything.
The other guy finishes, and you hear him walk by your stall towards the sinks. A faucet turns on, so far so good...
5, count 'em, 5, seconds later, the faucet turns off.
Ain't no way he coulda lathered, washed, and rinsed his shitty hands that quick. I know damned well this mufucka don't think he done!!
Sure enough, the sound of muthafuckin footsteps reaches your ear. Then the door opens, more footsteps, and the door closes.
...All's quiet on the western front. And you're left to deal with that (now) shitty door handle.
Fuck my life with a raging stone cock! I HATE this office!!
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YOLO - so lets act stupid
4 days ago
lmao that is nasty.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I always use paper towels to open the door on my way out.
ReplyDeleteThat is why you must have purrell antibactarial at your desk. MUST!
ReplyDeleteI already do the paper towels thing, but I think I'ma have to go ahead with the hand sanitizer plan too. Nasty bastards at work trynna kill me!
ReplyDeleteI always use the paper towels to open the door. I hate those "green" places where they only have the dang air dryers, then you have to risk going into a stall and trying to get toilet paper which is a lose-lose proposition.
ReplyDeletehaha@lose-lose. Public bathrooms are lose-lose period it seems
ReplyDeletehe coulda diarrhea
ReplyDeleteall the more reason to thoroughly wash yo stankin-ass hands
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