An IM conversation with a friend today:
msumusiq86 (7:42:17 PM) : and *bleep*'s gay
msumusiq86 (7:42:35 PM) : and i know because he cheats just enough to lose his gf
msumusiq86 (7:42:39 PM) : vut didnt get no ass
msumusiq86 (7:42:41 PM) : lol
msumusiq86 (7:42:46 PM) : but*
In case you couldn't figure this out, one of my friend's kinda cheated on his girl. All he did was hang out wit some broad from his job, and this chick cooked him dinner a few times. But that's still cheating in my book, mental cheating. Now onto the joke, how the hell you in trouble for cheating, when you didn't even smash. I'm talking serious trouble, like I might not have a girlfriend no more trouble! Sorry but that's funny to me, on some two-time loser shit! Yeah I'm an asshole, and what?!
The rest of the story...
So his girl reads his text messages and finds everything out. She proceeds to leave him, and seems to have moved out. I can't help but find some humor in this. First of all, I can't stand people who snoop. Just cuz you're insecure you gotta go FBI on my belongings? You can't talk to me about whatever you're worried about? Women can miss me with that privacy-challenged behavior, I can't deal with it.
But suffer me to play the devil's advocate (ie show how wrong/dumb he is, which isn't really devil's advocate cuz he is wrong). You been with this girl for like 1.5 years, y'all live together now. You shouldn't have "secret friends", EVER. It's just a bad fuckin idea. But if you insist, be smart about it: change her name in your phone, delete her texts and calls, KEEP YOUR PHONE AWAY FROM YOUR GIRL. Point is if you're gonna do illicit shit, try to be smart about it. OR JUST DON'T DO IT.
JUST DON'T FUCKIN DO IT! DON'T DAMNIT!!!
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yeah that sneaky stuff is annoying, but like you said you just gotta be smart about it.
ReplyDeletebut it is funny that he got in trouble for having dinner with a chick. the way i live, either go hard or go home. that's like getting caught for being the look out for a bank job, either rob the bank or dont get involved
Tell em how you really feel suga . I say damn, well I don't snoop. No point in it , just give enough rope to hang his ass with.
ReplyDeleteStew: EXACTLY lol!!! Do it right or stop wasting everybody's time
ReplyDeleteEnigmatic: Good shit. Little girls snoop
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ReplyDeletewow that's kinda funny and messed up! i'm not a fan of snooping but even if we (females) ask, it's not guaranteed that we'll still get the truth anyway. a lot of times, these things are just women's intuition. if u snoop without a purpose, you're bound to find something you don't want or that might surprise you. but snooping with a purpose or an instinct, you'll find the answer that you're looking for, is my philosophy
ReplyDeleteYou're not always supposed to get the truth, if you don't then that's not the guy for you. My philosophy is trust, and that without it you have no relationship. So I don't respect snooping at all. Women's intuition is right a lot of the time, just use that and old-fashioned communication. No CIA tactics please :)
ReplyDeletetrue, very true, my Groover! trust is key!
ReplyDelete"...he cheats just enough to lose his gf but didnt get no ass" LoL...must be gay!
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