1. A white lady got the shit beat out of her by her friend's pet chimpanzee!!! White people, c'mon now, th'fuck are y'all thinking? Y'all taking this pet shit too far! I thought it was wild enough when my boss got a dog for his birthday/Christmas (I forget which), then when the dog proceeds to shit all over his house he keeps the damn dog! But y'all know that grown chimps got the strength of 4 men, yet you wanna keep one as a pet? Shorty walked in the door and the chimp started fuckin' her whole shit up! (lol @ my vocabulary.)
What I also find insane about this story is that the cops didn't shoot the fuckin monkey until he ripped a squad car's rearview mirror off and tried to get at the officer in the car. So him mauling and biting a women isn't enough to kill him?!! Chim-chim woulda been shot soon as I saw him had that've been me
To add insult to injury, this simian lacking anger management skills apparently "wreaked havoc" on the neighborhood back in 2003. And yet he still lived to maul this woman.
Honestly, who in tarnation keeps a chimp?
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YOLO - so lets act stupid
4 days ago
lol this is way too funny. She should of known better.
ReplyDeleteI know right?! Dumb muthafuckas
ReplyDeleteDid u hear the 911 audio for this? crazy...wild animals can not be domesticated...white people and their "saving people or things from their selfs" concepts coming to kick them in the face again
ReplyDeleteThis may be a dumb question but whats 2520? I see alot of people sayin that on their blogs..
Nah I need to look up that call. When will white people learn. And 2520 means yt, the numbers are where the letters are in the alphabet
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